Friday, July 31, 2009

POW!?!?


So been wondering for a while wtf this "pow" business was and i think i figured it out... pow means.... pow lol... i guess its jus something ppl say just to say.. cuz apparently its cool... i mean, im all for random acts of fuckry every now and again but cummon... atleast some some type of backstory on the word or sumthin. well for those of you who havent caught wind of this "phrase" lucky u... disregard this post.. but for those who have, and even use it daily... SNC is the new POW... get wit it!! lmao cuz SHIT NOT CRISS!...at all

Thursday, July 30, 2009

LMFAO... this is true shit


im gonna be the 1st one to get an account and add all yall dumbass hoes on my SHIT LIST! lol.. this shit is criss! lol lets make it happen haha

Friday, July 24, 2009

I know she was gettin her BUZZ up but damn...


iight so all these female celebs choppin' they shit (Cassie SNC, Lala SNC, Rihanna SNC, and the list goes on) but damnnnn.. Solange is BUGGIN!! this is the definition of a dirty tennis ball! I let India Arie & Erykah Badu slide cuz 1st off, they both werent THATTT cute before to cut so fuck it, and 2nd, they be on they "soul sista" shit so whatever lol... but this woman was gorgeous before... now... not so much.. SHIT NOT CRISS!

THIS IS CRISS


Jay-Z feat Kanye West & Rihanna-Run This Town
So is it safe to get excited about BP3 yet?

Thursday, July 23, 2009

now i aint sayn she a gold digger... (yes i am!)

Nas Ordered to pay Kelis bumb-ass $44,000 child support a month...

see... hoes like this i cant stand... way i look at it, she cheated, even tho she keepin the kids, she should pay his ass lmao... or at least call it even sheesh.... either way, SHIT NOT CRISS.... def not!!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

... But when you have a baby, wtf it gon look like?


Okay, so everyone knows Monica...and she's pretty sexy i must say... but who is home girl in the back w/ the mask on?? Well come to find out, it's "Diva Christina," one of ATL's top make-up artists.... and thats no mask!! SFMH... Now I'm not a fan of make-up at all.. I'm more of a natural beauty kinda guy, but even though, isnt this a bit much?? What do ya'll think?

Adam Berg>50 Cent

So I'm sure everyone knows that everyones favorite rapper, 50 Cent has a lame ass song out call "Ok Your Right" and that it has a lame ass video to match... below...



SHIT NOT CRISS!! but few ppl know that that video is actually based on a dope ass movie short directed by Adam Berg...below...



now THAT'S CRISS!!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

They did the what??? They did the JUNK



Now ladies n gents of the jury,Tell me why the Staff of Up On The Rocks did the Junk!!!!The Absolute Value fam had an Absolute Value concert and My Manz Front Page(shout outs to him by the way)had not 1,not 2, but 3 meetings with the Up one the Rocks staff about letting people in that were younger than 21 in there establishment and they were cool with it.Come to find out when its show time the ppl younger than 21 have to skate and before all of that like 3 weeks before the show the owner of the club tried to move the concert to The Mansion because of the demographics....WHATS UP WIT DAT!!!!Shout out to all the people who were younger than 21 that came out and showed support.As for UP ON THE ROCKS....you get the stamp of SNC,SNC,SNC,SNC, SHIT NOT CRISS!!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Soulja Boy: "I'm Hov Back in '96"..... yea he must be Delirious!!



1ST off, Colli Park need to stop rape'n these lil kids! What he think he Jermaine Dupri or sumthin?? SNC.... This video is just like the song.... NOT HOT AT ALL! lol.. but watch it blow lol.. hey more power to them. I'm not questioning the marketability, I'm simply stating facts... SHIT NOT CRISS... and btw, that Hov line was not even hot and definitely UNACCEPTABLE...SNC!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

HERB ALERT!!



WOW! lmao okay, i hope dude is not serious... If he sees this, heres a message: YOU CANT GET A DATE BECAUSE YOU GOT THAT DUSTY ASS PATTY SITTIN ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!! Common fam! And is it me or was he in a Best Buy shooting this? lol... Well even if he was just tryna be funny (which he was) theres no excuse to have the same hair cut as "Willie Jones" in Friday! SHIT NOT CRISS

Monday, July 13, 2009

Pharrell and His Boots Strike Again


Might be kinda hard to skateboard in those jokers huh P?.... Shit WAS criss till it got to the kneecaps... SHIT NOT CRISS!

Kimbo'ed by a Bimbo!


WOW! the bigger they are, the harder they get knocked the fuck out by a skinny ass lil white girl! ..... oh, and did you see homie with one pant leg up and a FUBU 05 baseball jersey on his "Hey Lover" shit?? he got wat he deserved... SHIT NOT CRISS

POINT BLANK


SHIT was NOT CRISS.......AT ALL!

I think he was "Tipsy" when he made this one...


SMFH... ok... I'll admit, "Hood Hop" was kinda hot IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, but a J-Kwon comeback is an AWFUL LOOK! The song is NOT HOT and who the FUCK is Nikki and why did he slap her?? That aint coo, and SHIT NOT CRISS

Now THIS is CRISS!!


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Okay okay... I'm not even gonna mention the fact that his name is "OJ DA JUICEMAN" (pause lmao) and I dont think i have to point your attention to any of those SUPER-LAME-ASS-LYRICS (if you can even call them that).... BUT WHO WEARS A COOGI POLO KNOWING DAMN WELL THEY GONNA BE ON CAMERA THAT DAY?? (I bet a dub Mother Goose would scrape him in a rap battle too) SHIT NOT CRISS

SHEESH


Now this one aint fair. He aint wake up and put on no wack shit. He just happened to wake up "Neyo" that day... he couldnt help it tho... but either way. SHIT NOT CRISS

BBC Jeans... and the Boots Wit the Fur??..... Phareally Doe??



Now P, I can't lie... usually you on point with yours so because of that, Ima let the hat slide..... BUT THEM BOOTS ARE UNEXCEPTIONABLE!! Clearrrly not the cats meow. SHIT NOT CRISS!!

PAUSE!


Bron, you thought it was okay to do some shit like that? Nike got you fucked up... SHIT NOT CRISS!!